saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.”
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
ya but ya titty out
rather have my titty out than slowly suffocate in a chemical spill
How are women suppose to get their bra off from under their clothes and secured properly to their face in time if there is a sudden leakage of lethal gas
Henry, you severely underestimate our abilities.
son, this bra clasps in the front, that is easy mode
Fact: Everyone who regularly wears a bra can get it off, barely disturbing the rest of their clothes, in under 20 seconds.
There could be a bra-less woman around you in less than 20 seconds.
You would never know.
You would never know but NowYouKno
Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing
I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES
holy fuck, thing about how pureblood wizards would react to reading things like “the hound of baskervile” and other mystery books where the muggles expect a magical source for troubles but its just other muggles and this just throws wizard…